Armed force Selection board question & their good answers

Not only our technical knowledge helps, but also the presence of mind
and the right answer at right time.

Even if u don't know the answer for a question just confuse the
questioner
Question and the Answer given by Candidates oh sorry they are IAS
Officers now.

> Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
it?
> A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

> Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
> A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank Opted for IFS)

> Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
> A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

> Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
> A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

> Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
> A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

> Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
> A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

> Q. What looks like half apple ?
> A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

> Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
> A : Dinner.

> Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
> A : It caused a revolution.

> Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
> A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank ) Interviewer said "I shall either ask you
ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while
and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me
this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"

> The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while
andsaid, "It's the DAY sir!" "How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult
question!" He was selected for IIM!

*"Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is
themaster of presence of mind"

Marketing Concepts

A professor was explaining marketing concepts:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!
" - That's Direct Marketing


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him.
" - That's Advertising.


3. You see a gorgeous girl ! at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.
" - That's Telemarketing.


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?
" - That's Public Relations


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?
" - That's Brand Recognition.


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am veryrich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your ! face.

-That's Customer Feedback.


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
-- That's demand and supply gap.


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person
come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him

- That's competition eating into your market share.


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.

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