Marketing Concepts

A professor was explaining marketing concepts:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!
" - That's Direct Marketing


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him.
" - That's Advertising.


3. You see a gorgeous girl ! at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.
" - That's Telemarketing.


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?
" - That's Public Relations


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?
" - That's Brand Recognition.


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am veryrich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your ! face.

-That's Customer Feedback.


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
-- That's demand and supply gap.


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person
come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him

- That's competition eating into your market share.


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.